It disturbs me that I found this hilarious...
Here we have one little story (2 parts).......
Part I
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks.... 'Aam hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.'
Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam
hai kya?'
He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi
Bechte'
On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya?' He
gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda
marunga sar ke upar'
The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya ?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'
The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'
Part II
The next day parrot again goes to shopkeeper and asks "Aam hai kya??"
The shopkeeper is ready now....
He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face.
The parrot loses all his teeth
But determined, parrot again goes 2 the shopkeeper next day n asks...
"Aam ka Juice Hai Kya?"
EDIT: Still can't stop laughing... I think my brother will be the only one else in the world who'd enjoy this one!!
And why the hell do they say its two parts of the same story?!?
"He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face." ROTFLMAO!
ok, sorry.
posted by Vaibhav @ 1:50 PM
20 Comments:
Heheheh. I heard an english variant of this, featuring a duck asking for duck feed.
You should check out anti-humor, anti-jokes etc on wikipedia.
[I laugh for such jokes. So you're not alone my friend.]
Its too arbid man!! Its like that song i sent you, isn't it?
its stuns you in to laughter! Breaking a parrot's "teeth" with a hammer!!!
and I was right, my brother laughed like crazy at this too!
hahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!
.. I didnt laugh at the breaking teeth part.. just at the 'aam ka juice hai kya!?'
too good!:-)
ROTFLMAO!!!!! This was funnnnyyy! I loved the last line, "Aam ka juice hai kya?" lol...
Nice post...needed laughter at this time. :D
Hehehehehe. Okay, so there are a bunch of us who are crazy! I like the "hathoda hai kya? Nahi. Aam hai kya?" bit.
(And now I'm trying to imagine what a parrot without teeth might look like. But for that I first need to imagine what a parrot with teeth looks like.)
P.S. - Puhleeeeeeeeeeeez remove WV! Mine today was nxdbgwbe!!! Does this give you some sort of sadistic pleasure?!?
There you have it folks the long awaited composite joke with multiple punch lines!
GC and NR find Aam ka juice hai kya!? funny, whilst (Thats right, in case the Queen is reading this, i have used "whilst" instead of "while"), Ms. V finds the " hathoda hai kya? Nahi. Aam hai kya?" bit to be what its all about.
and I was bemused by the bizzare baterring of the brilliant bird by the businessman...
Navdeep : Welcome to the Blog, watch your head...
Vids: and did you notice... no WV!
Gautam: I can't think of anything to say to you so I'll go to the default "Norway, huh? must be cold.. he he.."
I guess I'm with ms v on this one. Laughed like crazy for the hatoda hai kya... one. I don't know why they have two parts either.
This is the english variant:
... A duck walks into a feed store and asks,
"Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
Not as funn I guess. I just find the word "duck" funny, so tell me any duck joke and I'll laugh.
[As far as the parrot is concerned, the teeth do it for me. The image of a grinning toothy bird tickles the very soul.]
i can't believe you removed word verification. You're going to moderate our comments?
Your whale is on my blog by the way.
One more joke, courtesy wikipedia's anti-humour page:
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
lol..u can b glad tht we all share ur sense of humour.. good or bad ;)
i found part 1 funny but not part 2!
yipee!no word verification!i hate it.. typing those arbit characters.. i didnt hv it on my blog too but was forced to put it up after i started getting spam..
ROTFL!
I'm Disturbed too, and looks like you aren't alone, pal :))
hmmm... since all u guys find it so funny, i'll go..... *raising my eyebrows* "u R a disturbed lot!"
I lowe you!!!
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(Looks like I'll never have to do THAT again on this blog! :D)
~Salil: Ya, mindless violence is funny. Thats why we like Quentin Tarantino!
~Yohan: and Cows... they are hilarious too. Thats why we like Gary Larson!
...and thanks for all the fish.
~Neha: think the second part is someone's homemade sense of humour... ie, someone's added it later and forwarded it.
~Ranj: Feels good to know everyone's a bit screwed up in their heads, doesn't it!
~Sparky: You are the only virtuous one on this Blog from hell!
~Vids: yay! I figured it is preferable to delete the spam rather than well... blush
chaa gaye guru .. someone must have asked himself
"Totaa ko bhee hotaa hai."
I found this funny too, despite my pathetic Hindi! Thanks for the laugh...
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